New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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