More tranny stories later!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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