talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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