Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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