we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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