But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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