HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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