Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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