Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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