just come out here and I will go home with you...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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