Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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