It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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