just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
don't judge my taste in strippers
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