Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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