I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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