I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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