i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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