Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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