I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ambien. No doubt about it.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
