ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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