girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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