tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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