she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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