I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
