i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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