she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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