Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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