I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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