No, drunk sperm still make babies.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Randomize
