Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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