No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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