hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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