Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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