Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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