Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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