he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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