My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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