The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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