GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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