The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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