Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
