im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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