i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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