spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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