The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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