I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
True strength comes from lack of pants
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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