he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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