my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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