I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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