how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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