If i come over, it means nothing
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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