Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My vagina just recognized that song.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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