butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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