If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A+ Viking dick
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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