Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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