I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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