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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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