He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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